Christians are straight up FREAKS
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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