i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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