dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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