We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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