love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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