thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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