lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
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