So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
Randomize