If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Randomize
