Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
My dad just said "fuck circus"
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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