He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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