its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
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