idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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