I wish I could punch you in the face.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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