Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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