Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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