Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
This is the high leading the old right now
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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