better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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