Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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