Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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