Soap is not a condiment
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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