im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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