At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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