I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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