there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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