We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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