she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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