wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
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