thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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