3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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