I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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