He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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