There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
We smell like vodka and hangover
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