so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
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