we have officially lost it.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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