Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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