He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Success! We fucked roommates!
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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