last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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