So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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