Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
if i died would you start the facebook group?
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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