He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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