i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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