you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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