I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
im having a threesome with these popsicles
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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