Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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