I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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