If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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