My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Randomize
