It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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