Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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