yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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