He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
When did we convert life to cartoon?
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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