David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
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