The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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