i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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